Don’t up-chuck while wearing a full-faced helmet

Published by: Dino Dogan on 17th Nov 2009 | View all blogs by Dino Dogan

By Dino Dogan

First time I rode a motorcycle I knew 3 things. Don’t eat the yellow snow, don’t piss against the wind and don’t up-chuck while wearing a full-faced helmet . Only one of these pertained to motorcycling.


My high school girlfriend got a brand new motorcycle for her birthday. I am pretty sure I’ve spent more time on that thing –the bike, not the girl- than she did. I believe it was an Italian-made step-up from a scooter that was good on the gas and soft on the ass.

I was unconscious-incompetent when it came to riding a motorcycle. In other words, I had no idea what I didn’t know and how much there was to know; but I managed to get around town and even survived to tell about it. Later, I rode on my friend’s 150cc Suzuki and 400cc Honda. Yup, schooldays were fun but then it came time to focus on career and leave this motorcycling nonsense behind. Yeah right.

In my twenties, I kept going back to the idea of actually getting my own bike for once; my procrastinating nature and the high entry cost kept derailing me but I didn’t give up. However, I had to wait a good 10 years before I would actually sit on my own bike...but I’m jumping ahead.


The “high entry cost” is something that many new riders don’t consider. You might put aside a few grand for the bike, but there are a slew of other “accessories” that go along with it. A good helmet will run you $100.00 and if you want to get really fancy you might spend $500.00. Then, there is a new jacket, pants, gloves, boots, insurance, registration, etc, etc. It adds up.

In my decade or so of not riding, I’ve learned a thing or two. One thing I’ve learned was to evaluate situations, and mine was as follows:

I hadn’t ridden a motorcycle in over 10 years.

My locale changed. I used to live in a small town sans highways; now I live in a metropolitan area with heavy traffic congestion and all highways.

I wanted the kind of bike I never rode before - a big heavy cruiser.

I wanted to avoid stupid, costly mistakes. I'm not talking about financial mistakes alone. I’m talking about human mistakes (especially this human) that can result in loss or damage.

All this pointed to one thing: I needed professional help.

A friend of mine – who just happens to be an avid biker and owns 13 bikes and counting – recommended I take a class. I found a class nearby (http://www.rider-ed.com/) and booked it. This was a Basic Riding Course that lasted two and a half days and had a 50/50 split between classroom training and real hands-on riding. It was definitely the right choice.

The guys teaching the class were amazing. Mike and Bill had a combined riding time of something like 800 years (a slight exaggeration strictly for a comedic effect). The curriculum was well thought-out, planned, concise, and marvelously executed by the aforementioned instructors (this is coming from someone who has spent 7 years teaching and was involved in countless curriculum evaluations and revisions).  I only brag to give weight to my glowing review of the class.

The class turned me into a conscious-incompetent. In other words, I knew how much I didn’t know, a step-up from my previous state of unconscious-incompetence.

So I started applying the same skill-set I had acquired over the 10 years of absenteeism from bike riding, to the art of motorcycling itself.

I’ve learned that anything worth learning is worth over-learning.

I knew that knowledge combined with practice is the ultimate teacher.

I knew that if you want to get good at something you must spend time with it – 10 000 hours , according to scientist who measure such things, in case you were wondering.

I knew that improvement doesn’t happen on its own; you must honestly examine your skills and re-evaluate yourself on an ongoing basis if you are to make improvements.

You have to devour any and all information that’s out there if you are to know what to look for when evaluating yourself. You may be the baddest rider on the block but there’s a whole world out there and everyone has something to teach us. DVDs, books, the Internet, etc, etc. All of these are great sources of information.

I knew -and this may be the most important point of all - that even though I've ridden before, I had to approach the learning process with the “beginner's mind”. I am sure I’ve acquired a lot of bad habits over the years and had a lot of un-learning to do - as well as learning.

Sidebar: Beginner's Mind is a Buddhist concept that I found applicable to all situations. It doesn’t pertain to motorcycling directly but if you want to learn more, leave a comment.

One last thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of not riding is to apply critical thinking to any and all information presented. I am talking about the expert syndrome. Beware of the experts.

Experts told us to buy stocks right before the market crashed. Experts told us to refinance our mortgages right before the housing bubble burst. Experts told us how to loose 20 lbs only to gain 30. Experts told us…

Experts have one goal and one goal only. They have personal interest in convincing us that they are indeed “the experts”. Unfortunately, when Dr. Phd is successful at convincing us that he is the expert, we disengage our critical brain and accept whatever information he feeds us without a filter. Never mind the fact that he is being paid to spin the information in his – or his benefactor’s- favor.

My point is this: opinions are like asses. Everybody’s got one and they all stink. Make sure you filter whatever information you gather from whatever source, even this one.

Fast-forward to now.

I own my own middleweight cruiser (800 ccs of Kawasaki Vulcan power) and have decided to ride all-year round. Trying to reach that 10,000 hour mark, I guess. I try to honestly evaluate my skill set and work on things that need improving all the time. I am always learning and hope it never stops.

That's my story. What's yours?

Comments

12 Comments

  • Reggie
    by Reggie 2 years ago
    Dino,

    Loved your story and can very much relate to it. I rode primarily off road in High School and College, I have an older brother that was big into Motocross racing and was encouraging me to to do likewise. Problem was I was on a full tennis scholarship paying for my college and breaking bones doing MX racing would have ended that meal ticket. After college it was the Navy then my career and motorcycles just didn't make the radar screen with other all the other priorities. Like you, I didn't know squat about motorcylces when I rode them, never took a course and never read a book. Lucky I didn't kill myself. Now 30 years later I move from the East coast of NC to Iowa. I sold my boat as the shorter summers and lack of any serious water made that hobby, well, pointless. So I decided to get a motorcycle and start riding again. I took the Rider Edge course at the local Harley dealership in Ames, IA and was amazed at how ignorant I was and how much their was too learn to have a chance at living long enough to actually get comfortable and enjoy the sport.

    It has now been 5 years since I took the course and bought a Kawasaki 1600 Mean Streak to learn on. I have read about a dozen books, watched a half dozen videos, subscribe to 4 motorcylce magazines and constantly practice to improve my skills and competency. I love the sport and the challenge. It forces me to think only about what I'm doing when I'm riding the bike and clears all that other noise out of my head. Too me that is truly relaxing and cathardic.

    I bought a GoldWing in October of 2009 for the 2010 riding season and am seriously considering getting a dual-sport bike to ride the unpaved roads aroung here which seem to pop-up out of nowhere.

    Well, that's my story and thanks for asking, Reggie
  • BikerGalMD
    by BikerGalMD 2 years ago
    Dino I was like you rode during my school yrs. Then I got married had kids and gave up the bike for many yrs. I took a rider safety class in Settle Washington and got a bike. Moved to Maryland and they dropped my motorcycle indorcement. I rode B@&ch for a few yrs, till I could stand it no long. I again took a rider safety class. I recommend the class to everyone. In 2007 my husband had a 2006 Nomad Kaw. and he found me a 1998 Suz. (chain 800cc, no windscreen, etc). We went on a 2800 mile trip and I returned home beaten. After Steven did chain maintence and test rode the bike he knew I needed a bigger bike for the longer trips he had planned for us. The next summer he bought me a C90T Suz. 2009 summer we did many rides 560 miles in one day, we even went from MD to Canada and back to MD and he is planning longer trips for us for the 2010 season.
  • Dino Dogan
    by Dino Dogan 2 years ago
    Great comments guys....I love hearing other people's stories and how they got in and out of motorcycling. Besides the Basic Rider course, what specific books, DVDs, or other sources of information would you recommend?
  • mrlmd
    by mrlmd 2 years ago
    Read "Proficient Motorcycling" and then "More Proficient Motorcycling" by David Hough. These are sort of bibles of motorcycling that most people recommend. You can find them on Amazon or in any good bookstore and then you will get all sorts of leads from there to other books. Also read a book or two on basic motorcycle mechanics and maintenance so you have an idea how things work and how to maintain them, and start with the owner's manual of the bike you have. There are also many internet forums that may be general in nature with specific threads to individual brands, and many sites just devoted to one specific brand and/or specific bikes. These are invaluable sources of information about maintenance, problems, riding techniques and safety tips, accessories, clothing and gear, new and old bikes, and touring. Just like here. Google is your friend.
  • Dino Dogan
    by Dino Dogan 2 years ago
    Thnx mrmld...you went for the classics right out of the gate...I love it :-)

    Did you notice the newest post? We will be interviewing David Hough this month and posting it on here...he is a great "get" because as you said, those books are bibles of motorcycling....
  • mrlmd
    by mrlmd 2 years ago
    Yes, I saw that. That should be fun. How long will you get to talk to him?
  • mrlmd
    by mrlmd 2 years ago
    This is a great site, Motorcycle Tips and Techniques, here: http://www.msgroup.org/articles.aspx
    Everyone should take their time and read through all of these.
    So far this site only has 42,354,312 views, so it must be good.
  • Dino Dogan
    by Dino Dogan 2 years ago
    We didn't set a time limit...I expect the interview to last 30 minutes to an hour. It might even last longer but I think we would edit it down to really good parts; we'll see how it goes. I am collecting everyone's questions...do you have any?
  • Dino Dogan
    by Dino Dogan 2 years ago
    yup..I've been to that website...good stuff...Im a big fan :-) Everyone should check it out.
  • Chris
    by Chris 2 years ago
    funny post...I have brothers who ride so I knew little more then to "up-chuck" while wearing a helmet. A lot of this stuff applies way beyond motorcycles..I was pleasantly surprised to find a worth while read ..thanks :-)
  • Dino Dogan
    by Dino Dogan 2 years ago
    lol..thnx Chris...I always figured motorcycling starts inside the head...we recently interviewed David Hough (I've been telling anyone who will listen lol) and he mirrored the same sentiment ...there is a lot to be said for coordination, being fit to ride, and physical aspects of motorcycling, but everything starts inside the head...

    Anyway...check out the interview http://www.2wheeltips.com/videos/view/david-hough-interview---part-1_1926.html
  • Chris
    by Chris 2 years ago
    saw that.......so awesome
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