Don’t up-chuck while wearing a full-faced helmet
By Dino Dogan
First time I rode a motorcycle I knew 3 things. Don’t eat the
yellow snow, don’t piss against the wind and don’t up-chuck while
wearing a full-faced helmet . Only one of
these pertained to motorcycling.
My high school girlfriend got a brand new motorcycle for her
birthday. I am pretty sure I’ve spent more time on that thing
–the bike, not the girl- than she did. I believe it was an
Italian-made step-up from a scooter that was good on the gas and
soft on the ass.
I was unconscious-incompetent when it came to riding a motorcycle. In other words, I had no idea what I didn’t know and how much there was to know; but I managed to get around town and even survived to tell about it. Later, I rode on my friend’s 150cc Suzuki and 400cc Honda. Yup, schooldays were fun but then it came time to focus on career and leave this motorcycling nonsense behind. Yeah right.
In my twenties, I kept going back to the idea of actually getting my own bike for once; my procrastinating nature and the high entry cost kept derailing me but I didn’t give up. However, I had to wait a good 10 years before I would actually sit on my own bike...but I’m jumping ahead.
The “high entry cost” is something that many new riders don’t
consider. You might put aside a few grand for the bike, but there
are a slew of other “accessories” that go along
with it. A good helmet will run you $100.00 and if you want to
get really fancy you might spend $500.00. Then, there is a new
jacket, pants, gloves, boots, insurance, registration, etc, etc.
It adds up.
In my decade or so of not riding, I’ve learned a thing or two.
One thing I’ve learned was to evaluate situations, and mine was
as follows:
I hadn’t ridden a motorcycle in over 10 years.
My locale changed. I used to live in a small town sans highways; now I live in a metropolitan area with heavy traffic congestion and all highways.
I wanted the kind of bike I never rode before - a big heavy cruiser.
I wanted to avoid stupid, costly mistakes. I'm not talking about
financial mistakes alone. I’m talking about human mistakes
(especially this human) that can result in loss or damage.
All this pointed to one thing: I needed professional help.
A friend of mine – who just happens to be an avid biker and owns
13 bikes and counting – recommended I take a class. I found a
class nearby (http://www.rider-ed.com/) and booked it. This was a
Basic Riding Course that lasted two and a half days and had a
50/50 split between classroom training and real hands-on riding.
It was definitely the right choice.
The guys teaching the class were amazing. Mike and Bill had a
combined riding time of something like 800 years (a slight
exaggeration strictly for a comedic effect). The curriculum was
well thought-out, planned, concise, and marvelously executed by
the aforementioned instructors (this is coming from someone who
has spent 7 years teaching and was involved in countless
curriculum evaluations and revisions). I only brag to give
weight to my glowing review of the class.
The class turned me into a conscious-incompetent. In other words,
I knew how much I didn’t know, a step-up from my previous state
of unconscious-incompetence.
So I started applying the same skill-set I had acquired over the
10 years of absenteeism from bike riding, to the art of
motorcycling itself.
I’ve learned that anything worth learning is worth over-learning.
I knew that knowledge combined with practice is the ultimate teacher.
I knew that if you want to get good at something you must spend time with it – 10 000 hours , according to scientist who measure such things, in case you were wondering.
I knew that improvement doesn’t happen on its own; you must honestly examine your skills and re-evaluate yourself on an ongoing basis if you are to make improvements.
You have to devour any and all information that’s out there if you are to know what to look for when evaluating yourself. You may be the baddest rider on the block but there’s a whole world out there and everyone has something to teach us. DVDs, books, the Internet, etc, etc. All of these are great sources of information.
I knew -and this may be the most important point of all - that even though I've ridden before, I had to approach the learning process with the “beginner's mind”. I am sure I’ve acquired a lot of bad habits over the years and had a lot of un-learning to do - as well as learning.
Sidebar: Beginner's Mind is a Buddhist concept that I found
applicable to all situations. It doesn’t pertain to motorcycling
directly but if you want to learn more, leave a comment.
One last thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of not riding is to
apply critical thinking to any and all information presented. I
am talking about the expert syndrome. Beware of the
experts.
Experts told us to buy stocks right before the market crashed.
Experts told us to refinance our mortgages right before the
housing bubble burst. Experts told us how to loose 20 lbs only to
gain 30. Experts told us…
Experts have one goal and one goal only. They have personal
interest in convincing us that they are indeed “the experts”.
Unfortunately, when Dr. Phd is successful at convincing us that
he is the expert, we disengage our critical brain and accept
whatever information he feeds us without a filter. Never mind the
fact that he is being paid to spin the information in his – or
his benefactor’s- favor.
My point is this: opinions are like asses. Everybody’s got one
and they all stink. Make sure you filter whatever information you
gather from whatever source, even this one.
Fast-forward to now.
I own my own middleweight cruiser (800 ccs of Kawasaki Vulcan
power) and have decided to ride all-year round. Trying to reach
that 10,000 hour mark, I guess. I try to honestly evaluate my
skill set and work on things that need improving all the time. I
am always learning and hope it never stops.
That's my story. What's yours?

12 Comments
Loved your story and can very much relate to it. I rode primarily off road in High School and College, I have an older brother that was big into Motocross racing and was encouraging me to to do likewise. Problem was I was on a full tennis scholarship paying for my college and breaking bones doing MX racing would have ended that meal ticket. After college it was the Navy then my career and motorcycles just didn't make the radar screen with other all the other priorities. Like you, I didn't know squat about motorcylces when I rode them, never took a course and never read a book. Lucky I didn't kill myself. Now 30 years later I move from the East coast of NC to Iowa. I sold my boat as the shorter summers and lack of any serious water made that hobby, well, pointless. So I decided to get a motorcycle and start riding again. I took the Rider Edge course at the local Harley dealership in Ames, IA and was amazed at how ignorant I was and how much their was too learn to have a chance at living long enough to actually get comfortable and enjoy the sport.
It has now been 5 years since I took the course and bought a Kawasaki 1600 Mean Streak to learn on. I have read about a dozen books, watched a half dozen videos, subscribe to 4 motorcylce magazines and constantly practice to improve my skills and competency. I love the sport and the challenge. It forces me to think only about what I'm doing when I'm riding the bike and clears all that other noise out of my head. Too me that is truly relaxing and cathardic.
I bought a GoldWing in October of 2009 for the 2010 riding season and am seriously considering getting a dual-sport bike to ride the unpaved roads aroung here which seem to pop-up out of nowhere.
Well, that's my story and thanks for asking, Reggie
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